Straightener

A term used by :- complete pussy's/ chavs pussy's, people who aspire to be bullies but just ain't hard enough, people that wish they were hard / cool but never will be, cowards who are unloved / unlovable, wimps who couldn't punch their way out of a money spiders web, spoilt mummy's boys who have ridiculous tattoos to try and mask their wimpyness. Especially used by the type of people that probably turn up to your house when they know your not there, pretending they've got some sort of bottle infront of your Mrs.

"I went to his house for a straightener but he wasn't there so I told his fucking Mrs instead. "

"I was gonna have a straightener with him then! You wait till I see him next!" ( right after you just passed him and did fuck all)