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The act of being inconsiderate of someone else's weed and bowl pack. When you literally Surf your lighter flame over the middle of the pack to get the best hit you can.
Total dick Head: Hey brahhh pass the bong i wanna get fucked up
Awesome kid : chill (passes the bong, Against better judgement)
Total dick head: I smoke reefer all day (takes hit)
Awesome kid : Nice job center surfing you flem wad
Total dick head : brahhhhhh brahhh chill I'm just smoking' reefer
Awesome kid : Get the fuck out of my house you square (slams door)
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Also known as suggestion loop:
When one types in random letters, words and/or phrases into the Google search bar just to see what Google's suggestions are. Although it may provide many laughs its side effects are dangerous as this may lead to a lack of productivity and in some rare but serious cases a major loss of time.
Very similar to a youtube loop.
Ronnie: I went to search how to change a light bulb... six hours later I was looking at how to change a light ballast
Pauly: Wtf is a light ballast???
Ronnie: I dunno but I still don't know how to change the light bulb in my tanning bed
Mike: Oh no, we have a situation!
Snooki: Waaaaahhhh
Vinny: Looks like you were suggestion surfing......
Surf Buddies - A synonym of lovers in the hit CBS show Hawaii Five-0.
Steve McGarrett (Navy SEAL) & Danny Williams (Jersey COP) spend their mornings together on their favorite, little surf spot, after a usual sex session on the large mattress and before they drink as usual their morning coffee, which of course means a relationship, cuz every relationship has started with a cup of coffee.
Steve & Danny with Steve's sister
Mary Ann - So... so, you guys are, like, surf buddies now, huh?
Steve (looking at Danny) - Uh, yeah, kind of...
Mary Ann - So cute...
Little later
Danny - So we are kind of surf buddies now?
Steve - You sensitive right now?
Danny - Yeah, little bit.
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Living or traveling rent free by sleeping on the sofa of friends or relatives.
I saved a bunch of money by sofa surfing my vacation across the country.
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To use a laptop computer connected to the internet whilst seated on the John.
Jon: Why were you so long in the bathroom?
Me: I was caught up in a nice session of squat and surf.
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Surfing in an automobile. Sometimes using a paddle. When the cop comes by you tend to 'wipe out' and get back in car.
"MOTO SURF!!....COP..wipeout!"
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When you are at a rock concert in a tight audience and the people around you lift you up onto the heads of the crowd around you. Then either all the people holding you up slowly pass you around or they all at once throw you to another section of the crowd. Usually the ride ends with security pulling you down and then you have to go to the back of the crowd and work your way back up to where you started from. Or the people you are passed to do not know you are coming and end up dropping you. The feeling when you are crowd surfing is as if you are simply floating up there. Even though there are about 10 hands touching your legs, ass, back, and sometimes head.
The crowd surfing was so cool, until i got dropped on my head.
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