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dick surfer

based on the term "couch surfer", a dick surfer is a chick who provides sexual favors for a place to crash.

would love to get with kate again, but she's a dick surfer, man! she'll stay at my place for days.

by clint harkwood February 4, 2012


counter surfer

Looking for food on countertops. Typically used to described dogs who are tall enough to search for and steal food off countertops.

The Great Dane is a counter surfer, so put the French bread on top of the refrigerator.

by W. Donati May 26, 2008


bed surfer

A semi homeless person that sleeps with people for a place to stay and someone to mooch on for a few weeks until being kicked out and moving to the next person.

Halfway between a "bed jumper" and a "sofa surfer" -- a person that shops for apartments in a local bar.

This girl was a from out of state, a bed surfer, who'd been "staying with a friend" till he kicked her out, now she was looking for someone with drugs and a place to stay. She got a little work every now and then, I'm sure some of it was in the back seat of a car.

by eakerma February 9, 2006

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subway surfer

A person(mostly a graffiti artist or hobo) who travels the subway network most of the time lives there.

"It was that damn subway surfer again."

by That guy 87 February 5, 2019

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Subway Surfers

an amazing game.

the song slaps tbh

"hey, do you play subway surfers?"
"no"
"get out of my sight"

by cheese bottle March 22, 2022

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Couch Surfer

*Couchius Surferius Maximus* Couch Surfer (n) 1. An adult who is homeless and finds various couches to sleep on & homes to survive in until they are put out. 2. One who can NOT lease rental property for various reasons & goes from couch to couch because their living situation is uncertain day to day. Informal: a broke ass nigga/bitch

Christopher Cool Cutta Edwards, the original couch surfer has no job, shitty credit & is a broke ass nigga who is forced to couch surf on women's couches.

by ThatBitch11 July 30, 2012

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shoulder surfer

Someone who looks over his/her shoulder while engaged in conversation with someone in order to find someone better to talk to.

That shoulder surfer i was just talking to wasn't even listening to me!

by _e_m_ April 15, 2006

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