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Susan- 42 Year Old lady with 3 kids who play soccer. She is a former member of your schools PTA. She brings oatmeal raisin cookies to them and coffee. Best friends with Karen and is married to John Middleton. She goes shopping at Ross and sometimes Marshals. She does sewing with her mother, Pam Rattlinback. She was mentioned in The Real Housewives Of Orange County. She was kicked off the show after she had an argument with Shannon Beador and threw her starbucks drink at her face. Oh and the starbucks drink was a pumpkin spice latte.
Susan: Hey guys I brought cookies!
Everyone: *stares at Susan in silence*
Everyone: Continues talking...
Susan: *Sits down*
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Susan is a woman who really likes dogs and other women. She probably wears orange a lot, and won’t hesitate to throat-punch you if you irritate her. Oddly enough, she is liked by almost everyone.
Oh my god, look; that woman just throat-punched a small child! She’s such a Susan.
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Susan is an amazing girl, She is very talented at what she does (Photography..) She put's alot of time and effort into them, Just like she does alot of things. She enjoys Partying and having fun. She is a very Beautiful, funny girl with an Incredible sense of humor, And an Incredibly sexy Laugh and accent. Her culture is a Polish one, Which is a very Indistinct one at that. Everybody who is with Susan agree's she is one of the most Beautiful People around.
Careful, you don't want to miss out on her, She truly is the most Amazing person you will ever meet.
Man 1 "Hey man, Did you meet Susan?
Man 2 "Yeah, She's an Amazing Girl"
Man 1 "Don't take her for Granted, She's a Keeper"
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My wife who took the fucking kids.
Susan took the fucking kids
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Susan is the type of lady who knows you better than you know yourself. She's pretty magical, some would say she can create potato chips merely from her bare hands and no potatoes. She detests Shark Tank for its competitive culture, but is willing to watch it if it means spending time with her loved ones.
She greets you ten times, just to-you know-be friendly. People compare her to Jesus, but that's just hearsay. Is she Jesus? No. But, has anyone ever seen her and Jesus in the same room at the same time? No, they have not.
Woman: "Wow, what is that beautiful scent you're wearing?"
Susan: "I haven't showered since 1972. Guess it's just my natural scent."
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A Susan is a psycho bitch, she’s a undercover ratchet, and she likes guys way younger than her. She will stalk you and she will hunt you. You will never get away from Susan.
Omg did you see Susan in the bushes earlier watching us? She’s crazy !
Did you hear Susan was on that show snapped?
It don’t matter if you turned off your location bro Susan always knows where you are.
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A SUSAN is a rare fucking diamond! We are OBSESSED with Susan! Because the name is pretty common, EVERY.SINGLE.SUSAN you’ll find is as unique, magical & badass as every man’s & woman’s ultimate imaginative fantasy. Yes, men & women BOTH fall in love with her and go in knowing she has broken many hearts along her journey. SUSAN’s are so powerful & magnetic that it’s hard to find an EX of a Susan who isn’t still in love with her unless they have already died of a broken heart! Beware! Her grip on the heart is so powerful you’ll likely NEVER find a jewel more precious, although you’ll spend the rest of your life trying! Make no mistake her skills are more masterfully honed & perfectly crafted than any other woman’s, because she had NO CHOICE but to do so along the way, given the commonality of her name. SHE CANT HELP THE NAME HER MOMMA GAVE HER FORCED HER TO NATURALLY STAND OUT IN A CROWD! Her SEXY demeanor & confidence are just a small part of her ALLURE. She can be very naturally seductive, but don’t get it twisted!! Chances are she doesn’t want your man (or woman) due to her loyalty as a friend to you & to her own significant other. So no need to get all insecure in her presence for she’s a girls girl and a guys girl & means nothing by her innocent sex appeal & God given charm. The girl can’t help it! Susan’s can do ANYTHING! Just watch one. When you hang out with a Susan & see how she commands the room, it’s easy to see why we are all “DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN!”
I’m gonna die of the most powerful drug addiction in the world, SUSAN.
I need my SUSAN fix.
I’m having SUSAN withdrawals & I’m dying.
I need a shot of SUSAN in my veins.
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