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A kind of obsession and mental health problem. a Swiftie always believes their idol is the best and no one would ever top her. They drag everyone but when it comes to themselves they act as innocent.
Even Taylor Swift has a song about them "You Need to Calm Down"
This girl is so Swiftie. she thinks Taylor is the artist of the decade!
a Swiftie: "Taylor is the best selling artist of history, the only songwriter in the industry, most awarded artist of all time, she never gets flop, she is an InTErNaTiOnAl artist"
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A person with a fierce ass that likes to be shown and has been hooked by a unsignifcant other that is hung like a stud field mouse. For some reason he has a growth hanging down that he likes to calls "bubblegum."
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A game that consists of jerking off as many times as you can in one hour. It is often played competitively when in High school or College but can also be played solo against your own personal record. It is generally based on the honor system but use of officials to judge and the requirement of evidence is not unheard of.
Teacher: So class, what did you do over the Christmas Break?
Student 1: Swifties 4! A new personal record
Student 2: Seriously?! 4 wow I barely got 3
Teacher: What are you guys talking about, what is Swifties?
Student 1: Uhh....it's a new video game
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a person with a snapped banjo who loves shaggin skanks. This person usually doesn't have a home or a toothbrush
swifty what are those black marks all over your teeth
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1. The name given to someone who's football club is called the "Swifts."
2."Like a Swifty." A incredibly bad or embarrassing performance at something which the person/s tried there hardest at.
"Hey dude, you remember Mark right?"
"Yea?"
"Well, he chocked on his big exam and now he has to repeat the year."
"Like a Swifty!"
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A person with bleached blonde hair- but not the good type of bleached, the gay looking type!
"oh look, theres Swifty, the gay boy!
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