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A 'Slappy Taffy' is not a kind of candy in any means. It is a type of aggressive handjob, usually used when a woman is upset but still wants to have sex.
"Aw man Jessica gave me a 'Slappy Taffy' last night"
A large, gaping, sagging mass of pink usually found on an old, burnt out whore resembling a pink taffy factory
My cock in her taffy factory looked like a weinerschnitzel stuck in a 10 pound bucket of chewed bubblicious
An Welsh man who isn't afraid of fighting in battle, but is afraid of a woman (Romantically)
Owen's a Taffy-cloth, he fought the Zulus but he avoids Dona, he can't even look at her
When a soft, shorn, dangly male scrotum sticks to both inner thighs while walking or running causing the sack and balls to be stretched in alternating fashion. Gives the appearance of taffy being pulled on a taffy puller. See taffy sack.
I went for a walk this afternoon. The humidity caused me to have taffy balls. That was a long 3 miles.
Male genitalia, so named for it's stretchiness when non-erect.
"She pulled on his crotch taffy."
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A woman or women of underwhelming visual appeal.
"How was the club?"
"It was alright, but it was mostly full of Banana Taffy"
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Another name for "roast beef" which is when a girl's labia minor/majora are stretched out and tend to look like laffy taffy when it is sucked on and stretched out even more.
This can be seen in any porn flick and is definitely not an allusion to a girls posterior. A nice badunkadunk does not look anything like laffy taffy and laffy taffy stretched out looks similar to a well used labia also both are eaten the same way.
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