tank

To deficate one's dignity by arriving at their home, opening the tank of their toilet, and subsequently taking a dump in it. Results in clogged pipes and humiliation. Related to shelfing

What will happen if you piss someone off.

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tank

Any vehicle, which despite being in numerous wrecks, fenderbenders, and crashes, still runs.

"Dude, My 240sx is a tank. has been in like 5 crashes, and it still runs!"

"That car is a tank. Its been flipped 4 times, hit a guardrail, a deer, and a fencepost! And I drive it everyday..."

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tank

the definition of tank is jon. he poons noobs. GXC BITCH

jon is a tank and he poons noobs

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tank

having sex with a female very hard, usually in the arsehole.

i tanked those little bitches down souf' fo' reel!

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tank

The act of removing a toilet tank lid, standing on the seat, and taking a dump in the tank of a toilet so the next person who uses it flushes out shit.

"Man, they fucking fired me so I tanked that fucking toilet on my way out!"

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tank

A extra large poop; A poop that exceeds the size of a regular poop.

I have to tank right now!
Eww that tank is nastayy.

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tank

A female's sexual organ; see also: pussy, vagina, clit, cunt. (brought about by Shea, while reading the hip-hiptionary.)

Damn, I needa get some tank tonite!

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