Taos Hum

1. Simply amazing Rock n' Roll band of incredibly talented musicians who played the greater bay area from approximatly 1999 thru 2003.

2.James DePrato (Guitar) Nick Heustis (Bass) Phil Hodges (Drums) Danilo Lopez (Percussion,Vocals) Eli Nelson (Guitar,Vocals) David Scott (keyboards, Vocals) Michael Sullivan (Sound Engineer)

3. Strange unexplained sound heard by most but not all people in the Taos New Mexico area.

1. Have you ever seen Taos Hum? They are f**kin amazing, you really ought to check them out.

3. What was that strange humming noise I heard when I was in Taos N.M.?

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King TAO

The term TAO originated in Delaware County. Started off by kids at malvern prep, TAO stands for "Taking advantage of" aka getting a hott girl reallly drunk and Taking Advantage Of her inability to say no. (blank) has done this on numerous occasions, earning himself the name King TAO

king tao got anotherrr girl drunk

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david tao

A male Chinese singing inspiration surpassing the levels of many singers today. He sings in Mandarin and English.

David Tao has been performing his Soul Power Concerts in Hong Kong, Singapore, and Malaysia.

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dirty tao

When a little Asian hides in the bushes spanking his wang jumps out at unsuspecting young guys screaming "Rice, rice baby" while slinging oriental love juice on the them.

Cop: "Are you alright sir?"
Spring breaker: "What the hell happened?"
Cop: "Well it looks like when you were leaving the strip club you got a Dirty Tao."
Spring breaker: "Dam! Not again."

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Taos hummer

When you receive a mysterious blowjob with no discernible source, which cannot be explained by science.

Dude, I think got a blowjob last night but my girlfriend wasn't even around." "Man, you just got a Taos hummer.

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Qi tao

A short chinese boy, who has a huge forehead, that makes him loook like megamind. He is widely known for his dumb shit, all around the world

Hey, OMFG, it’s qi tao. He’s so ugly.

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tao of steve

both men and women want to have sex, men want it soon, women want it later, so if you wait til a little past "later" she'll be wanting sex "soon."

Dude, just forgo the tao of steve and everything will be OK.

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