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n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.
Christ! That hooker I picked up last night sure was a tardis twat.
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A turd that arrives soon after one has cleaned or washed their ass.
After just taking a shower it was disappointing to have to drop a tardy turd ruining my clean ass.
When you have a meeting with a midget with down syndrome who arrives late.
Corky finally got here. He is a little tardy.
A couple pals who have no concept of time or the desire to be on time for anything, especially work.
Couple pals rolling in an hour late and then they sit in their vans for an hour. They are some tardy boys!
To be extremely late so much that being fashionably late is unacceptable as your tardy to being late (like two hours late)
last time she was trying to be fashionably late to the party she overstepped her timeslot and was tardy late. I decided not to invite her to the next one so bitch knew not to mess with me. Fashionably late Bitch don't do this to me unacceptable no time management
A complete dumb dumb. And they know it! But they're not sure. Stanley, Davidic Covenant!! Ha ha ha ha!!!!!
YOU ARE A TARDY DARD, DARDY TARDY. FAARRTY TARD!!!!!
A vagina that is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be on the outside like the tardis of dr. Who. Normally found on athletic girls who appear "tight" upon cursory inspection, the Tardis Pussy can kill your boner faster than a dalek hell bent on extermination.
"I met the hottest girl at spin class, her body was perfect. After a few drinks we went back to my place and had sex."
-"was she nice and tight from all the spinning?"
"nope. She had a tardis pussy. It was tiny and cute but It was like siding my penis directly into the miky way galaxy."
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