tase

to poke one's sides with the intent to startle them and often cause a ticklish reaction

I tase Ashley all the time when I walk behind her, it gets her every time!

Tased-Straight

The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.

Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"

Ball-tased

When a person tasers themselves in their testicles. May or may not cause a fatal heart attack.

While attempting to steal a portrait of Tip O'neill, the man ball-tased himself, which triggered a fatal heart attack