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An all purpose car that is the best to learn to drive in, since if you hit anything it will make the car look better. Comes in sedan, or if you're lucky you'll get the wagon which seats 8 uncomfortably. Don't plan on having the car long, as it seems to have a smoking problem and only lasts till 70K (and if you say yours lasted longer you're lying)!!! People will try to pimp it out, like Brad, but he is a sissy and likes cats so it's okay.
Brad went home every weekend to wash his pimped out Taurus.
Mom spilled her coke all over the roof of our Taurus.
After our Taurus was in the shop for 2 days we had a huge bill.
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Taurians are fiery people who if you push past a point will snap and most likely punch a wall or punch you.
They get annoyed very easily and are always mad about something. Are probably in love with food and are always eating something sweet.
If you meet a taurus and they start to get annoyed the best thing to do would be to apologise and don’t annoy them anymore because if you do you could end up in hospital.
“she can’t stop eating”
“i bet she’s a taurus”
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a car which takes mad skills to be able to pimp; more that two people under twenty five in a taurus is often referred to as a Taurus Pimpin Posse. Tauruses are not gay, they are in fact The Shit.
:::often used in phrase Pimpin' tha Taurus. Of course, the Original Taurus Pimpin' Posse is Dookie, Skittle, Oobie and Muhammad
omg Dookie, you got competition. i saw this dude and dude was pimpin the Taurus almost as well as you.
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Is a crappy vehical that can also be refered to as a Clitaurus,or Clit for short
I washed my "Clit" today. Man my "Clit" was full of junk! Holy shit that is one ugly taurus.
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Taurus- One of the most desired zodiacs. According to archeological studies, Taurus’s are hated on for their stubbornness, but that is what makes the second best, coming up behind Aries.
“Taurus are miss understood most times.”
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All G-unit nigga cruise in the Taurus.
The Taurus with 20's on it
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a stubborn smartass that can't resist indulging in sleep, food, tv shows or... anything really
(also the best zodiac sign)
person 1: stop being so stubborn
perosn 2: i'm a taurus, it's not my fault
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