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A guy in a cab pretending to be a taxi driver but fucks some really hot girls in his cab. Mainly based in Europe. 100% the girls are hot
Hey mack have you watched fake taxi before? Yes its the best porn ever!
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A car that drives by prostitute's for the sole purpose of throwing chips at them, a trend that originated in Glasgow a few years back.
Fucking chip taxi went past last night, Grease stains on my new frock now.
Any person, either an adult or another teen, that is constantly used as a means of transportation by those too young to drive.
Often, when a teenager acquires a license, he or she becomes a host body for leeching peers that have not yet attained a license themselves.
Older adult drivers and parents may find themselves in this unfortunate situation as well.
How to avoid becoming a teen taxi:
1. Drive a small car with less room, and remove passenger seats.
2. Drive erratically and establish a reputation of recklessness with teens.
3. Avoid having children.
4. Intentionally disable your vehicle when picking up teens. Be sure their friends see them, and honk the horn to further the embarrassment.
"Sorry, I can't be there, my kid and his friends are using me as a teen-taxi later."
"My sophomore friends found out about my new car, and now I'm a teen-taxi."
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The best film of all time. Travis Bickle is the true definition of a hero.
He goes to a scummy brothel with his 44.magnum and blows away all the scum to save one little girl. Very admirable and a timeless classic.
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When someone passes the blunt (or joint) and has to pass it to someone else because they can't reach or someone else is in the way, and that person then takes the blunt, hits it once, and passes it to who its supposed to go, and if they cop an attitude just be like yo dude it's a taxi fee.
"Dude why are you hitting the blunt it's supposed to go to me"..."Taxi fee bro."
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The best and final skit in jackass number two which involves
pubic hair,terrorism and a taxi.
Hello my name is Ehren McGhehey and this is terror taxi *sings some arabic song*
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Taxi Driver is an all time classic film from the 1970s, starring Robert De Niro and a whole rememberable line up.
De niro portrays one Travis Bickle - a pyschotic, porn obsessed insomniac who is a recently discharged marine veteran from vietnam.
The story follows travis as he meets a beautiful young women named Betsy, and then becoming obsessed in saving a young 12 year old prostitute (Foster) from her pimp, and escaping her life of drugs, gangsters and murderers. This is essentially Travis' way of cleaning up the mean streets of New York City - and oh my does he do it in style. This must be watched if your over 18!
Person #1 'Hey, ive just seen Taxi Driver 33 years late'
Person #2 'Cool, what did the kids think of it?'
Person #1 'The kids, you must be joking!'
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