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An act that is sexual in nature and preformed to the music of beck. Also used to refer to the impeachment of former president Bill Clinton since he is generally accepted as the one who made teacup pigging famous.
I'm totally teacup pigging your mom later.
When you're eating your girls pussy, and she leaves a little shit on your chin. Usually a result of a phenomenal orgasm.
I ate my girl's pussy so wicked last night she gave me a Toledo teacup
Searching for someone that you can Teabag...
Damn...I spent all day shopping for teacups and you were right here all along!
A tasty drink served at fine establishments everywhere.
To give a french teacup, one must eat an entire platter of cheese fries with chili on it. The ensuing butt-explosion is funnelled into a teacup; the more frothy the ass-squirts the higher the quality. This delicious drink is served with a side of crumpets.
Thomas: I will have a french teacup, kind sir.
Peter: Why of course, Mr. Thomas. I have a fine batch brewing right now!
Thomas: EXCELLENT!
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A gamblers game for gearheads involving whiskey, milk, money, plastic bags and/or a wet/dry vac, and a willing/incapacitated owner of a 4 wheel drive, turbo, kroutburning automobile.
(yeah yeah, safe place etc etc etc, dont try this at home, yadda yadda)
Parking lot, frozen lake, some D-bag neighbors lawn, etc.
All 4 'contestants' toss $20-whatever $ ya got into the console. Winner takes all
Take shot of whiskey, then the shot of milk. Wait one min. Take second shot of whiskey, check seatbelts and ralph pouch, hang on.
Driver (Also contestant #1) turns and holds the wheel all the way left, trans in 2nd gear, hit the throttle and as it hits the rev limiter, side step the clutch and the game is afoot. Sit and spin on juice ensues.
Last to 'purge said shots' wins the cash. First to 'purge' cleans afore mentioned unknowing owners car, 'as best one sees fit'. . . or not, if was used as the game board, the driver more than likely doesnt know anyway.
See above, more info would ruin 'game modifications' which are much welcomed and appreciated. But it makes me put in German Teacup, so there it is.
Game by:
TheGinMill
Name and 'inspiration' by:
Slowrocco
Both of ?id=84 on the Vortex.
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(nôrth-wst,) (tkp)
The act of stretching, and shaping ones scrotum forming a "teacup", which is then filled with semen, and enjoyed. Preferably sipped properly with the pinky finger up.
My girlfriend requested a Northwest Teacup last night, and she loved it!
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leahs big fat colossal gigantic gargantuan vast huge juicy giant large great oversized mega monster jumbo humongous thick meaty almighty king sized muscular full grown massive astronomical ginormous thickset well sculptured mommy milkers
viny loves talking about leahs teacups
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