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The accidental techie is usually a person who understands computers or office equipment better than most in the organization, and can figure out how to adapt the knowledge to the organization's needs. This is the go-to person for technology issues at an office that doesn't have or can't afford tech support.
After Jason fixed Ellie's screen resolution he quickly became the accidental techie.
techie stupid- is a word that is used to describe yourself or someone else that is extremely challenged and unable to properly use modern technology i.e. cell phones, ipods, computers gaming systems, etc. Some one who can never quite figure out "applications" and has to have help to start a facebook page. Some one who has to use their child as the IT/AV boy and has to call upon them to have help with all technology possibly even the Dvd player and who is still wondering "what the heck is blue ray?" Some one who wonders how modern life has left them behind and you think twitter is the sound a birdie makes.
After I showed grandmother how to retrieve her message off of her cell phone phone she is no longer techie stupid. - or - I still can not figure out how to down load music on my ipod I am so techie stupid.
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someone or something that has taken interest in technology in general yet like to maintain a nocturnal state of mind by using technology for nights on end until a slight discoloration appears under the eyes.
Techy Owl's are creatures of the night known as nocturnal technomasters.
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When two techies (straight, gay, lesbian, whatever) are in a relationship, which is usually frowned upon by their fellow techies and tech directors. Why? Look at the example.
Bob and Lisa are techies and are dating....
2 weeks later in tech..
Bob: *crying* wahhhh, I can't concentrate, I can't believe we broke up, she went with THAT actor wahhhhhh.
Techie 1: Ughh, Bob shut up and start working, we have to finish this set! It will never be done by tomorrow if you keep crying!
Bob: I can't! I CAN'T do this anymore!!! *runs off crying*
New Techie: Where is Lisa anyway?
Techie 1: She's with the actor dude.
New Techie: Ohhhh...
Techie 1: See new techie, this is why we don't like it when two techies date, it's techie incest and it's wrong, it messes everyone up.
New Techie: Ohhhh, I will listen to you, oh master!
Note: Techie incest is not really incest. - Jessica
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(similar to tiki-taka) but is used to denote when big tech companies from Silicon Valley act in coordinating efforts in order to eliminate a competition
Yigitte : Do you know what's Techi-Tacha?
John : Yeah, it's like when Paler was removed from the Play Store, the App Store and then booted by Amazon from its web-hosting services.
Ygritte: And I thought you knew nothing!
Fat dreams come true and ket is never further than 5 feet from you. Usual meeting place for the youths of today.
here min, coming techy tunnel the day?
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A term used by theater kids. Techie incest is when two techies date.
Note: It is NOT incest. It's just frowned upon by fellow techies and some theater directors.
Techie 1: *sees a techie couple holding hands in the hallway* Ughh, techie incest!
Couple: It's not incest! Whatevers.
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