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bts member sugar uses this to describe his technique at his band members small members
haha kim u liked my tounge technology?
FM Technology (fucking magic technology)
Highly advanced term used to define any technology that you are unfamiliar with.
How does your email automatically transfer to your phone?
FM technology.
Items: televisions, computers, cell phone, etc., that will only work after being struck with great force
Kouji: My keyboard started working again!
JD: How'd you get it to work?
Kouji: I hit it
JD: Impact Technology.
A politically correct version of Nigga Rig
You gotta be more PC ("bitch" is optional here). It's not Nigga Rig, it's Afro Technology ("bitch" is also optional here).
The term Technological Osmosis is a jargon term used in technically focused organizations that rely heavily on email communication. The term refers to the ability to understand a technical requirement even though the requirement has not been communicated. The term evolved to add levity the common communication Faux Pas of neglecting to attach a document.
Usually used in the negative.
Example:
Sender - "Please design the solution in accordance to the attached requirement's document"
Response - "I am sorry that I lack technological osmosis skills, please attach the attachment to the previous email."
A college of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities which is the only university branch worth attending. Contrasted with the Carlson School of Management and the College of Liberal Arts, the Institute of Technology (IT) is populated by people who don't deserve to be kicked in the balls (Carlson students do; CLA students have none to be kicked). Most IT students could kick your ass in any academic endeavor, and they'd be willing to prove it, because they're nerds.
Carlson student: "I see by your intact testicles that you attend the Institute of Technology!"
IT student: "Why thank you, Carlson student! Now stand still with your feet four feet apart."
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Useless, pointless crap used by niggas, another term for ignorant muthafuckas who attempt to over complicate a simple task and make things take longer than they should. Nigga technology is used by niggas and it never plugs into a printer because niggas never have anything to print.
Gin Rummy: Basically, nigga technology is asomething that doesn't plug into a printer. Does that plug into a printer?
Ed Wuncler: No
Gin Rummy: Wanna know why?
Ed Wuncler: Why?
Gin Rummy: 'Cause niggas never have nothin' to print.
- The Boondocks
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