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Teddy Bear Hamster

A tiny rodent, which is a common pet. That is extremely fluffy and cute!

What type of hamster is this?
Oh he's a teddy bear hamster.

by Squishy mongoose November 1, 2019


Teddy bear Asshole

A person who is overly candid, but means to do no harm.

One who angers others with their views or opinions, but would never become violent or angry themselves.

Someone who is outspoken, but harmless.

"John always makes people angry with his political views, but he is just a teddy bear asshole."

"beth comes across like a jerk, but she is really harmless...nothing but a teddy bear asshole.

by Jambo Truthbomb July 25, 2011

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


teddy bears arm

A large lump of excrement,possibly left in the pot overnight,giving it a furry appearence around the edges

i went to perform my morning ablutions and imagine my surprise when i discovered someone had left ateddy bears arm in my toilet.

by Chris Ord August 31, 2006

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Teddy bear hug

When a female wants a hug from her male partner meaning nothing more than the hug chest to chest and her arms up under his underarms and over his back with her hands on the back of his shoulders without the lead on to sex .

Female β€œ oh honey come give me a teddy bear hug”...(just a hug nothing more)

male β€œhmm your turning me on what’s next” female” nothing hun this is just a teddy bear hug”

by Deanie December 14, 2018

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Teddy Bear Stuffer

A person who like to insert his Penis into a teddy bear hole. Usually a hole in the rear or front on the bear.

Mitch likes to Stuff Teddy Bears on his spare time

by SoapyHose February 4, 2005

10πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Vermont teddy bear

A very expensive and clasic stuffed bear company. That thinks that just because their bears have a warranty they can rip you off in price.

A Vermont teddy bear is so over priced they think they can charge 100 bucks for a stuffed piece of faux fur. I'd rather buy uggs.

by Clyde22 September 8, 2006

22πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Magic Teddy Bear

This is a slang we use for edable weed gummy bears, it something that always cure depression.

"Hey bro, can you hand me a magic teddy bear " says Moby to Moein

by The cool agincie October 25, 2018