Someone who is always talking on the phone, and flirting most of the time.
John: Hey Bob, wow, is Brittney still talking on the phone?
Bob: Yeah, she been talking to the same guy for hours now.
John: Wow, what a tele-whore.
When a cat silently and miraculously appears someplace that it was just a mere 1/30th of a second ago.
Where’s the cat? It just tele-puddied from the living room to the kitchen counter.
When someone tickles your asshole with his/her tongue.
If you're feeling adventurous I highly recommend you try the Tele-Tickle.
Tele: An amazing person i love very very much platonically and i really hope they stay with us in this world because they are one of the few people i really like and can talk to without feeling uncomfortable or judged<3
some random monke found off the streets of america, adopted and had a gangster brother "jaden"
Short for 'Telecaster.' A guitar model designed by Leo Fender, and released in 1950.
Today I went to Guitar Center and saw a Relic Tele for 1200.