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Someone who gradually ruins a social setting, due to their social ineptness. In the same fashion termites ruin a house.
*at a party*
Sarah: "I have had a weird rash lately, want to see? Also, why are you single at your age?"
John: "Please get the fuck out you social termite."
A variation of the beehive hairdo for black women. Named for the towering termite mounds of the plains of Africa.
Dawg! Check out the termite mound on that sista!
when you poop so much it makes a stack of turds that touch your balls.
"I pooped out a termite mound and now my dick and balls are African colored!"
Wood that has been damaged by termites.
The wood on your shed is termitized.
When you put Pop Rocks in your partner’s vagina, and proceed to have intercourse while the candy is lodged.
“My boyfriend gave me vaginal termites and now I crinkle when I walk.”
A pest control worker who gasses termites to death. Kinda like Hitler.
"Hey Mom! The professional termite is here to commit pesticide!"
"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."