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1. The smartest man that ever lived. Period. Did crazy/awesome things like almost destroy an entire city block in New York, designed the first death ray, and melted one of his assistants hands with xrays (by accident). Was also pretty darn crazy, if that wasn't obvious.
2. Also, best vampire ever, as portrayed in Sanctuary, which happens to be a super awesome show. Edward Cullen, eat your heart out!
The world as we know it would not exist without Nikola Tesla.
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When your are so excited about something new! Feeling so happy about everything that you start spinning in circles like a dog! So happy you spin in circles in the snow with your new Tesla vehicle just because you can!
Got my new Tesla model 3 today! First thing I did was Tesla Donuts in the snow!!!
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Similar to punch-buggy, Tesla tits is a car game where one may grab another passengers breasts (male or female) and yell Tesla whenever they see a Tesla vehicle. Consent is critical before introducing the game to new players
They were able to catch her breast cancer early thanks to Tesla tits.
Illegal and involves:
Lots of electricity
Enemas
Amniotic fluid
Screaming
Is best performed on top of a Delorean but a Pontiac Firebird will do in a pinch
Adam Savage, Wil Wheaton, and Felicia Day died at the San Diego Comic Con 2009 while attempting the Tesla Fuckchain
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When a woman shares her vibrator with another woman without cleaning it.
Sharon was so horny i gave her a dirty tesla, I hadn't cleaned my vibrator in a month
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Smalltalk revolving around Tesla ownership, prevalent in Silicon valley.
I have to listen at least 20mins of Tesla-talk during our team lunch every week.
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A person who drives a Tesla as fast as a kite. This is the type of person who likes to show off their Tesla when they drive through a Starbucks line.
Did you see Kite Tesla drive through the Starbucks line?
Yeah, I did. He ordered an iced black coffee with no cream.