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I bought a box of chocolates, and each one had a testicle inside!
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An ancient Greek philosopher who claimed "life is like a long hard cock..." and croaked before he could finish. Many scholars believe he could have ended the sentence in many ways, but the most popular is "and at the end there is only the Tate"
Testicles often countered Plato in his teachings, but they both met there demise in philosophical means. By reaching the great Tate.
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The testicle or testis is the male reproductive gland in all animals, including humans. It is homologous to the female ovary. The functions of the testes are to produce both sperm and androgens, primarily testosterone. Testosterone release is controlled by the anterior pituitary luteinizing hormone; whereas sperm production is controlled both by the anterior pituitary follicle-stimulating hormone and gonadal testosterone.
"Hey man! Someone just kicked my testicles and it hurt!"
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Furry red/blue/green/purple squishy balls located in the pelvic region of the human body,both male and female, they are interchangable with other testicles, typically 5-7 inches long
Ex. Today I'm going to wear my gay pride testicles.
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When Jason is laying on his bed with his testicles out. Normally with no pants.
Jason was uncomfortable so he took off his pants and began testicling
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A sandwich literally including ball sack as the main ingredient.
I ate a huge testicle sandwich for breakfast this morning, then shit all over the stairs.
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Taking one deep, so deep as it appears that person is a horse jockey on a pair of testicles. Typically is used to refer to a homo, a friend who is being a douche, or a slam piece.
Person1: "Fat Alex almost seems like a mezza fanook"
Person2: "No, Fat Alex is without a doubt a testicle jockey"