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A state in the U.S. where almost everything is legal.
Guy 1: Hey man, wanna see these cool new fireworks I got?
Guy 2: I thought those were illegal, dude
Guy 1: Not in Texas
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The closest thing to heaven on earth!
A travelling salesman was in California and he saw a golden payphone. The sign below the phone said, "Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000." The salesman travelled all over the country and wherever he went, he saw the same type of phone with the same type of sign under it. "Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000." When he went to Texas, however, he saw the same type of phone and the sign under it said, "Direct Line to Heaven: 25 Cents." He commented on this to one of the locals. "Everywhere I go in this country, I see this type of phone and the sign under it says, 'Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000.' But when I see this same phone in Texas, it says, 'Direct Line to Heaven: 25 Cents.' Why do you suppose that is?" The man answered, "That's easy. From here, it's a local call."
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The only state where it is possible for a woman who has been admitted into a mental health clinic twice for being a danger to herself and others, as well as being a recovering alcoholic, can legally gain a license to conceal and carry a firearm. This woman is my ninety pound grandmother... sure makes for a good conversation, right?
Only in Texas...
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The greatest state that kepps getting better. And for you stupid dumbasses that write crap about Texas on this site you better not come to Texas because the people here will kick your pansy-ass
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The best state in the USA!
We are NOT cowboys who ride around on horses with our cowboy hats and boots.
if you wear a cowboy hat and boots anywhere but west texas or a ranch, you are basically asking for a beating.
there are cities
there are not ranches everywhere
If you have a southern drawl, it is noticed because it is not that common.
not everyone loves bush. just like not everyone where you live loves bush. some people like him. others dont. its actually pretty balanced.
i love texas
you should too.
Texan: I live in Texas.
Non-Texan: I wish I could live in Texas.
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The krunkest, most off da chain state in the USA. ALL you hoes that don't like TEXAS can kiss ass and go to hell with gasoline panties on cuz ya'll don't know what the fuck ya talkin' 'bout. Texas provides for all of the rest of you poor insufficient losers. ya'll ought to be thankful for a great state like us that does so much for every body else in this stinkin' country. Texas is where every thing krunk happens. The Kappa, Hoop it up, WE GOT SIX FLAGS!! (over Texas) And besides that everything is always bigger in Texas and bigger is always better.
You EVER BEEN TO TEXAS? HELL YEAH AND IT WAS TO KRUNK FOR WORDS
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If you come a across someone named Texas you are lucky he plays and does the most but he can be nice and caring at times
Texas-who wants to fight
Me-nobody😐
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