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Stealing Pencils

The act of showing that the person is admitting to having sexual attraction to men which makes the person extra extra gay.

John Doe: *Steals pencil*

Joe: Nigga you gay for stealing pencils

by The Peanut Myth November 1, 2019


stealing gender

the declaration that one will be officially adopting the gender of another person.

"i really love insert character/persons! they're my favorite celebrity!"

"hey, you know insert character/persons, too? yeah, im an expert in stealing gender -- and they're next in line."

by fairydoir February 19, 2021

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steal thunder

(v.) to steal thunder is to take attention away from the person who has brought it to the current place.

The guy who runs the bar next door stole my thunder from the ignoarant tourists with fireworks.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

91๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


steal a mirror

First used in Kurt Vonnegut's book, Breakfast of Champions, this phrase means roughly, "to take a leak."

"Sometimes somebody would say in his presence, 'Excuse me, I have to take a leak.' This was a way of saying that the speaker intended to drain liquid wastes from his body through a valve in his lower abdomen.

And Trout would reply waggishly, 'Where I come from, that means you're about to steal a mirror.'"

Guys, I'll be back in a second. I've gotta go steal a mirror.

by j0hnb0n April 9, 2007

79๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


making steals

An evasive maneuver, intentional, dangerous, and often illegal in a motor vehicle. Steals are made in order to save time, to gain a more favorable position, or just because you are impatient. Steals must be completed without causing an accident, bodily harm, property damage, and without getting the attention of law enforcement. (Completion of a steal is followed by a fist bump if you are in the company of others).

Making steals would include making an illegal left turn during rush hour traffic across a 3-lane highway without causing an accident.

by Michael A. Price September 16, 2009


Steal off

To give the first punch. Where the person did not expect it, or where they did expect it but it was to fast for them to react.

to suprise someone with a blow to the face.

to steal the first blow in a fight hence steal off, since normally people "square up" in a fight so you punch them before they square up.

He was talking to my girl so i had to steal off on him.

by icecreamman33 May 31, 2009

67๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Byrne-steal

verb: from comic fandom, to read a comic in the shop without any intention of buying said comic. Originates from comic writer/artist John Byrne, who alleged that doing so was "stealing"

"I only Byrne-stole the latest issue of Btaman, so I can't remember all the details properly"

by Doc Filth June 7, 2004

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