Mastic Hotness refers to a female that is by all definitions hot, but has trashy qualities that reduce her true level of hottness.
"You see that whore by the Pathmark?? Yo, she's got that Mastic hottness!"
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When standing around a bonfire, you thrust your hips outward to heat your pants pockets, so you may stick your hands in your pockets and cradle your balls with warmth.
Dude, let's hott pocketz this shit.
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someone(guy) that is so extreamly hot that it's holy and you can't help but worship him
Garrett....omgoodness what a babe! rite borty!
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at 384 degrees the contents of a moisture soaked object become piping hott
my spaghetti is piping hott
a very hot guy who you are practically in love with. he usually is the love of your life, even if he does not know it. however he can just be a crush.
A: i have a new hottness monster, Jim on the football team
B: wow, and i thought that i was wishy washy! i guess i am just jealous that i am not in love too...
A short and very very sexy girl
Caylea is a very very sexy hott tamale
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