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An Olerud Offense applies stricto sensu to football but it can be broadened to include a variety of other sports, both real and virtual.
The Olerud Offense was derived from the madcap antics of the baseball great John Olerud. Just as the adjective Olerud implies a zany unpredictability, the Olerud Offense is characterized by its maverick formations and headlong playcalling. The term was coined in the early 1990s during one of Houston's famous living room Tecmo tournaments.
One prominent feature of the Olerud Offense is the flea-flicker; another is the so-called 100-yard-pass play, made most famous in Super Tecmo by QB Eagles.
This guy runs an Olerud Offense so watch the fudge out!!
An expression used to win, achieve and negate everything
"Poker"
"Offensive 6"
"You failed this exam"
"No. Offensive 6, bitch"
300+ pound men, protect the quarterback and push the defensive linemen forward on a run play. They are the only males that are 6 foot 5 weigh over 300 and can still run a 4.4 40 yard dash. They are the hogs on the team and require the most water breaks and are usually smarter then the defensive linemen since they need to know all 200 plays and 100 line calls. Slower then defensive linemen, but smarter, they put all the retards on defense because all they have to do is kill the man with the ball.
The defensive line was pushed back by the mean, fat offensive lineman when the ball was snapped.
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An act that is worthy of receiving a facepalm
Forgetting to wear clothes is such a facepalmable offense.
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characterizing an enthusiastic approach by a politician, a company to win over supporters, who were previously not in 'love' with them.
Microsoft went on a charm offensive to win over open source programmers.
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Drawing up basketball plays on a whiteboard that relate to relationship advice or getting someone laid
Seth is trying to get with Jasmine, we gotta get the whiteboard offense going to help him out.
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A strategy employed by a group of males at a crowded bar. Members of the group strategically disperse themselves around the bar to pick up females in their particular vicinity.
I got two phone numbers during our zone offense last night.