12/21/12

the day everyone will shut the fuck up about the end of the world

Jill: Do you want to violently fuck me right before 12/21/12? It's the last day we'll see each other. OMG#@$%!!
Jack: You actually believe in that bullshit?
Jill: Yes.
Jack: *remembers jill's offer to violently fuck her* Ya i believe in the end of the world shit. *thinks " anything for some pussy" *

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12

The name you give people who act alot younger than their actual age. Especially guys who are acting very immaturely in public.

He's so 12.

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12

Just like in the movie "Shrek", Princess Fiona turns into an ugly Ogre at 12a.m.. 12 is the time of day where the most beautiful girl, whose beauty is literally too good to be true, grows an enlarged werewolf male reproductive organ and yells "abbbblllllllaaaaaaa" for about a minute while walking on all fours. This is usually a turn off for most guys, but some may find this attractive. When kissed during the transformation the beautiful girl will become an overweight male New York City subway performer, who honestly isn't even good, but gets money because of his crooked eyes. So she should not be kissed during the transformation or else you will end up loosing another $.75 to a clinking cup.

Hey Crawford watch out for Taylor, it's about 12.

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12

Funny

Josh was so 12

I'm 12ing up lmfao

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12

A number made up of 1 and 2.

8+4=12
4x3=12

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12

A gangsta slag word 4 police

Fucc 12 biiiiiihhhhhhhh

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12

When a male goes #1 (urinates) in her #2 (anus).

Dude, I was so drunk last night I was never gonna finish so I just gave her a 12. She had to think I was done.

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