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If this is the day you were born your a badass, you sick asf, you smoke weed, your crazy, and hella fucking dapper
“I was born July 24th” “Damn dude you must be insane”
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National kiss a basketball player day
On October 24th you must kiss a basketball player
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her birthday is on december 24th, she a real nigga.
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People born on this day get the most head on the planet, it's been scientifically proven that in a culture of 365 guys, all girls gravitated towards the man born on March 24th.
Girl #1: Oh my God, look at that guy, must be born on March 24th.
Girl #2: I know.. I just kind of feel my self gravitating towards his cock with my mouth..
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The day satan climbs out of the depths of hell and fucks up everyone’s day
Fuck it’s january 24th tomorrow
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Today is the day you celebrate someone special's birthday with lots of love and affection.
Stacy: hey bro yknow what day it is today
Brook: no bro what day is it.
Stacy: its August 24th bro. happy birthday! ♡
Brook: oh wow, thank you!
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National ask your ex for their hoodie day
Girl: Hey, I want your hoodie
Boy: We broke up-
Girl: It’s November 24th
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