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A rare move used during sexual intercourse where the female pulls open her vagina then the male ejaculates trying to land his sperm in the hole
Last night I had to use the death star plans like Luke Skaywalker
The act of taking a shit inside someone else's asshole.
I was hanging out with Eli one night when he asked me if he could shit in my ass. I told him I did not like Death Star docking stations.
There's nothing like a nice creamy Death Star docking station from your lover first thing in the morning.
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Find a single totally bad-ass thing to accomplish that will live on forever.
this expression refers to Luke Skywalker destroying the death star, one of his most bad-ass accomplishments.
guy 1: "I work hard every day, but never seem to feel any sense of fulfillment."
guy 2: "dude, you gotta find your death star."
Another pointless stuff in Castlevania II like TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!,
a guy tells you this :
DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE.
Ok, there is no DEATH STAR in Castlevania II or any other STAR...
Does he mean Death Star from STAR WARS?
What the hell does he want from us?
There is no answer...
Guy :"DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE."
Simon Belmont :"ehmmm...ok"
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This is used when a guy shoots their load so far that it goes up the girl's nose.
"So we were totally going at it missionary style, then I feel a strong one on the way, so pulled out and shot my load right in her nose and ended up blowing up the death star!"
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(n.) A man sticking his penis in the belly folds of a fat woman and running it along the equator.
I gave that chick last night a Death Star Trench Run. She was so fat I couldn't find her thermal exhaust port.
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A piss-fight between a male and female. Dick = Lightsaber; Pussy = Death Star
She stood over me and started spraying, so I grabbed my dick and lightsabered her face! It was a classic Lightsaber vs The Death Star situation!
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