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A dinosaur shaped planet largely thought to be round due to misconceptions.
Wow, you think the Earth is flat? You uncultured swine.
A extremely cursed rock that psychotic little insects called humans live in
Can the Earth please crash into the Sun already?
The 3rd planet in oour solar system, approximately 93 million miles from the Sun. It has one moon, called the Moon (real original), and its surface is over 70% water. There are 7 landmasses on the surface: N. America, S. America, Europe, Asia, Australia, and Antarctica.
The dominant species is the human. We spend half of our money trying to teach people and cure diseases, and the other half trying to find ways to kill other people (i.e. napalm, shotguns, TNT, machine guns, howitzers, thermonuclear weapons, etc.) The planet is plagged by a terrible affliction called AIDS, which is the result of HIV. No matter what, it started with someone having unprotected sex or someone sharing a dirty syringe. Or a man being bit by a monkey (I hope to God that monkey is burning in hell now).
Welcome to Earth, located in the heartland of the Milky Way galaxy.
Population: approx. 6 billion
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A pointless lump of rotating rock where chavs rule the innocent bystandrs and cause misery and mayhem, without which all shrinks would be unemployed.
It all comes down to chavs.
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1: The universe's insane asylum. Current inmates: Homo Sapiens. Everything else is just innocent. Nature is our jailkeeper.
2: Hell
3*: Mostly Harmless
4*: Computer designed to figure out the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything
5: Only planet in the system of Sol capable of sustaining life.
6: Pathetic
7: A rathole being killed by its scourge: intelligent life
Note that definitions # 3 and 4 are from The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Earth is the most horrendous place in the galaxy, and it houses the most fucked-in-the-head species in the universe. Good luck in hell, fuckers.
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The planet ur currently on...
Peter: where are u from?
Tom: I’m from the earth
Peter: ...
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