Random
Source Code

hong kong finish

A Hong Kong Finish is the name for what those weird pervert dudes in Hong Kong do to women on the subway. They rub on them and then “finish” on their clothing -- all while avoiding eye contact because Asian folks do not like eye contact, unless it’s eye contact made with a crying woman. That’s totally a thing over there! Anyways, that’s how it gets on the inside of jackets and backs of skirts. Everyone is in their biz casual attire on the subway coming home from work.

I know these things because I’m old.

Please stop performing a hong kong finish on me. I am uncomfortable with this.

by hongkongfinisher July 9, 2014


hong kong express

Participating in a gang bang with a female Asian prostitute

Chad and I went on the Hong Kong express last night when we were traveling through the Red light district in Bangkok.

by Yolipolioli January 13, 2018


Going to Hong Kong

While you are at the massage parlor, and you pay the extra for the handjob at the end, because Hong Kong is such a beautiful place.

I'm going to go get a massage and the hole in the wall joint, while I'm there I'm Going to Hong Kong.

by Chiee January 6, 2017


Hong Kong Gooey

The act of filling an egg roll with diarrhea and forcing into your partner's anus. Some even try to use a karate kick to jam it in there. Similar to a shit dildo but with a few more steps.

"Dude, that's the last time I hook up with an Asian chick. Last night, she tried to give me a Hong Kong Gooey when i wasn't looking."

by SbooduhF March 9, 2012


Hong Kong Hottie

A very attractive Asian boy or man, which is considered uncommon. Usually into Chinese, Japanese, or Korean culture, such as martial arts and natural medicine; very smart and dedicated to what they love; has an awesome taste in music; basically all around amazing that it's surprising that he could even be as hot and/or sexy as he is. Also known as Hong Kong Hunk.

White Girl #1: Wow, did you see that Hong Kong hottie walk by? I have a huge crush on him.

White Girl #2: You don't have a chance.

by whitegirlnumberone June 15, 2009

28👍 12👎


Hong Kong Bong

A way to smoke when you forgot the bong . When you are squatting taking a shit in a Hong Kong toilet use the toilet paper roll and pack it full of green .

Trent : "oh no I forgot the bong!"
Thomas : "don't worry I'll make a Hong Kong Bong"

by Jointy Smokes July 21, 2018

7👍 2👎


Hong Kong Kids

Is a group you automatically enter by living in Hong Kong, being a kid, and going out drinking (usually at Sunny's, LKF, or Wan Chai). Kids in this group usually drink, smoke, vape, and do other drugs. Originally made up in Skibs' song Hong Kong Kids, but has been a lifestyle for a lot longer that the song.

Person 1: I went on holiday to Hong Kong. Hong Kong Kids are so great to hang out with.
Person 2: Aren't they all druggies?
Person 1: Yes they drink and smoke and do other stuff but they're still really fun and totally normal at school.

by Hong Kong Kids July 24, 2017

12👍 6👎