Your an MPC/ bot or you act slow
Look at this Johnie over here, dudes acting like a johnie when he drives.
when someone says something will happen and the opposite immediately happens
can't believe PSG got knocked out cause he pulled a johnie
One of the best dudes you could ever meet, highly entertaining, Constantly seeking more INPUT. Rides around on tank treads, and can shoot out an explosive laserrrr
Also seen in the classic movie: "short circuit"
Man 1: look at him go!
Man 2: he's a real Johny-5
One who gets stoned eats dorito's and strongly resembles Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
"That kid is so high."
"Yeah...That johny dorito is so dumb."