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accelated reader

gayest fucking piece of shit educational program ever

AR is a big load of shit

by Witch Nose October 14, 2004

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lightweight reader

Someone who gets sleepy or passes out shortly after starting to read.

"Im so screwed for this test, I didn't study at all."
"Why not? We had all week!"
"Im a lightweight reader man, I never made it past section one."

by Orionis70 February 9, 2012

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Pussy Reader

Nasty nigga that reads multiple pussies to get by

Wow Jm your really a ousts reader ???
Yes kind sir I am in fact a Pusey reader !

Yo nigga

Yes?
Guess what ?
Iโ€™m a Pussy reader thatโ€™s what !

by maniscus August 7, 2022


Great Reader

Another name for kim jong un, considering he is the only one who can read, that is what the people of north korea call him. another reason he is called "Great Reader" is because that is how all north koreans speak.

Steven: Did you hear? Great reader launched a nuke toward Japan!
Trump: That little sh*t will get his A** whooped.

by the fucks i give May 11, 2017


Welcome Reader

Adj. To describe a piece of written work that is so good it is worthy of being prefaced by, "Welcome Reader. You are about to embark on an epic journey through the fabric of the English language."

Dude, that "Welcome Reader" essay you wrote got like an A+++

Obama's "Welcome Reader" speech swung my vote to him.

by IfBOSWT February 3, 2009


whale reader

A reader who consumes annually more books than the rest of the population combined.

A voracious reader.

Jane: I read 600 books last year.
John: Wow, you're a whale reader.
Jane: Yes. Yes, I am.
John: Don't get cocky.

by Groatsworth June 21, 2019


Taint Reader

Someone who can tell the future by reading taints.

So, taint reader, what can you tell me about my future?

Your taint tells me you're about to get your salad tossed!

Your taint tells me you're about to get a tongue in your pussy!

by ExoticTransporter August 26, 2014