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The arm that ends up in the middle while cuddling.
My third arm is in the way.
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A "Third Joke" is when someone says something funny, someone else feels the need to follow it with something that may or may not also be funny, and then a third person, trying to keep up, follows up with a third quip, which by this point is most definitely no longer funny.
It is important for others at this point to call "Third Joke" out loud to point out the third individual's social error, to embarass them for killing the funny.
A truly unskilled individual can Third Joke on the second quip.
Bob: "And then I said, "That's not my fish!"" Haha!
Bill: "A halibut tale!" Haha!
Ted: "I smell fish!" Ha.. um.
Bob: "Third Joke, Ted."
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1) This is the wife that replaced the last wife who replaced the wife before that. Every time you were said I'll never do that shit again.
2) The girl you met at work while trying to work on things with your second wife
3) A woman who has blown your mind in every way and makes it seem like child support and alimony are so worth it.
While going to school I met my third wife
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vastly popular and ground-breaking manga/anime starring master theif Lupin the Third, grandson of the fictional Arsene Lupin (Arsene Lupin was a French book series that was also popular, yet not half as cool as Lupin the Third). The manga was created, written, and drawn by the genius Monkey Punch (his pen name). also known as Lupin III, or Lupin the III. Lupin was a robin hood of sorts, stealing from mostly rich and the evil. His love interest was Fujiko Mine, a girl who would often double cross him but sometimes would confess love to him, although Lupin never scored with her. Lupin's companions, the expert gunman Gigen and the samurai Goyemon (spelling probably wrong) would often help him with his adventures. Lupin was constantly chased by Zennigata, a cop who's life goal was to catch Lupin. Zennigata was named after a Japanese hero, as was Goyemon (possibly Fujiko and Gigen as well). Lupin himself has become a pop culture icon in Japan and worldwide. The manga would often have Lupin fucking women and cursing. It was because of this that it was considered the first "adult" in the non pornographic sense manga, and therefore the first intended for adults anime. truly a great series.
Lupin the Third's up there with Astro Boy in terms of relevance to anime, only he's 50,000 times cooler.
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(noun/adjective) -A large amount of fecal matter placed directly from a Dreamworks Associate's anus onto a projector, which then sprouts two green, Shrek-like, ears.
ex. (adj.) "This pot roast tastes like Shrek the Third!"
ex. (n.) "I have to take a massive Shrek the Third."
ex. (n.) "I REALLY F***ING HATED SHREK THE THIRD!"
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An incredible Anime, Stars a Thief named Lupin, (a master pimp) A samuria that can cut anything in two, a gun-slinger, Fujiko, a sneaky thief, and Zenegata, a freakin hilarious dectective that is obsessed with capturing them. The animation is great in my opinion, it's a cool old-school looking anime style, and each episode has a interesting plot and will keep you guessing
Lupin has cool animation, great charectors, Incredible plots, and is freakin hilarous, there's nothing to not love
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