Vern Dogging

To watch someone closely while making zero attempt to hide you’re doing so. Similar to being “Bird dogged” but with more malicious intent

Hey look out, the boss is Vern Dogging us right now

Dirty Vern

When you're walking in the beautiful Polson park and fall on a dirty needle.

I got dirty Verned the other day, been high for a month.

Dirty Vern

A dirty Vern is when u shit in a homeless guys ass crack and puts a 5 dollar bill in there this happens a lot in downtown vernon bc

I saw a girl give a homeless guy a dirty vern last night

Kickin' It VERN Style

When one is living by the teachings of any wise old sage who runs a bakery, on is in fact, kickin it VERN style

Dude A: Hey dude B, what cha doin?

Dude B: Nothin, just drivin around.

Dude A: Now that's Kickin' It VERN Style.

Vern

A dude with a small penis usually big and black

I'm glad I don't have a Vern

Vern

To ask a question

“What’s the vern?”

“Ehh nothin much just hangin with the bros”-

Vern

A type of fart that makes the sound of the name Vern when it is farted and one hears it.

Gee, it smells like shit in here. I think I heard someone say Vern.