Almost Skateboards

A skateboarding company featuring:
Ryan Sheckler (The youngest pro)
Daewon Song
Rodney Mullen

and more

Almost is a pretty cool skateboard company.

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almost boning

The act of getting close to a sexual encounter, but not quite pulling it off. It is usually used as a joke, especially useful if someone has lots of sex, or no sex at all.

Josh: "Dude, did you just see me talk to that chick"

John: "Yeah, you almost boned her" (Sarcastic)

Jason" "Oh yeah? I will rape her later"

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Almost 18

that time when you want to stop saying you are 17 so that people will think you are older, more mature, and ready to date them

guy: hey hot stuff, how old are you?

girl: Almost 18

guy: ok, let's go

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Almost anything

A term used when you feel that you can find anything, usually at a store, but you can't find everything there. For that reason, you can only find ALMOST anything at said place

Dude, you can find almost anything here, man!

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Almost-Girlfriend

Someone you are seeing for awhile, and even though you get introduced to her friends and family and spent valentine's day weekend with her in scenic cabin out somewhere, she still won't be referred to as "girlfriend". There can be almost-boyfriends, too, I suppose.

Yesterday I went to the wedding of my almost-girlfriend's cousin and her mother asked me if my knee is doing better.

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Almost boyfriend

An almost boyfriend is a guy who you flirt with but don't really know too well but you both want to be together although you can't make the first move

Bestie: who's that guy you keep winking at through the bus window every day?

You: oh! That's my almost boyfriend

Bestie: bitch, make a move before I fuck him and take him away

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Almost Single

when a person is in a relationship that will end but neither party wants to do the dirty deed of breaking up the relationship but both parties know its over.

You're almost single because You and your significant other don't speek anymore, you don't even know what they're doing anymore and you don't care and your significant other feels the same, but no one will say "okay this is getting ridiculus, lets just be friends"

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