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according to one of the definitions for acronym ASS is an acronym for angle-side-side. that reminded me of a maths lesson where we were told that 'ASS does not work' and i have still remembered that lesson.
Teacher: And now we conclude that ASS does not work
everyone else: haaaaaahaha
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1)n. A type of donkey or mule
2)n. a slang term to discribe the buttox
3)n. A stupid or foolish person
1) I rode my ass up the mountain.
2) I'll sake my ass in your face.
3) Stop being an ass!
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A no-ass is a person who does not have enough muscle or fat in their posterior to be able to support a pair of pants. No-asses often don't know how to use overalls or belts. The typical no-ass is not very active and will often be labelled a 'skater'. The only way for these people to know how to wear pants so that they don't drop to their wearers' knees every 10 feet is by forcing them through a course where they will try endlessly to find a way to wear their pants so they don't fall.
That no-ass over there should learn how to use a belt. Hell, if he can't afford one, I'll be more than glad to buy it for 'em.
While walking, I saw a no-ass bend over to pick something up he had dropped, and almost threw up when I saw his pants hanging so low his entire ass was exposed. Wearing underwear of course.
That no-ass should get a belt, looks like he has to raise his pants almost every ten seconds to keep them from falling down to his knees.
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1. Vulgar Slang/Noun. The buttocks or anus.
2. Vulgar Slang/Noun. A stupid, mean, or despicable person.
3. Vulgar Slang/Adj. Very or quite a bit of.
4. Vulgar Slang/Noun. An undesirable place of person.
1. Wow, Michel has a nice hot ass.
2. Man, Randy was such an ass today. He forgot to come to school.
3. Shit, that was a packed-ass club.
3 (2). Whoah, that's a big-ass monster.
4. Man, that place was the ass of the neighborhood.
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Full of himself
Stuck up
Always browsing for drama
Negative attitude
Steffanies been such an ass today !
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A state of not being in a normal state, whether its a result of drinkin too much, smokin too much, etc. or just being abnormal in ur "normal" state. Typically, it's utilized with a slew of other swear words or misspelled when typed because of an inability to properly spell when one is intoxicated. You may also want to stress the word "ass" when using the term, enunciating it as obnoxiously as you can. Now, one may ask why you need this word when you have the words "drunk", "faded", "hammered", "shitfaced", "inebriated", "hamsauced", "blazed", "stoned", "fucked up", etc. First of all, consider the word "ASSED" a universal term to describe the intoxicated state youre in. Instead of sayin youre drunk n high, you can say youre ASSED. Secondly, if you are in fact ASSED, you are far more intoxicated than the other words indicate. Finally, the term ASSED always has to be spelled in all capital letters to emphasize how it sounds wen it is used and to get the full meaning across.
The word originated wen a group of college students from the Bay Area went on a trip to Tahoe n were ASSED for 3 days strait. Once the word was uttered for the first time, it caught on like a hook to a fishs mouth n a whole family of similar words wer created, includin SHASSED, COCKLED, n SHASSCOCKLED. The word spread like an STD to the students respective colleges, rangin all da way from UCLA n USC 2 Yale n has finally made its way to urbandictionary, where da official definition is solidified 4 life.
-"Hey, are you ASSED?"
"DUDE, I AM SO ASSED"
-"Hey, how ASSED are you??"
"DUDE, I'm more ASSED than a shitbitch off the cock of her tits dicking the fuck of the shitter"
-"Im tryna get ASSED tonight so I can get some ASS and fuck the assdick of the cockfuck in the bitchtitcunt"
-"Shit is FUCKED right now. IM ASSED"
-"Shitfuck bitchshit asscock nutdick dicked in the nip." <- Something someone might say if they were ASSED
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