Attic Fart

A fart so stinky, it smells like it’s been living in your grandmothers attic.

Dude, that ass air smells like a straight attic fart .

Attic bear

The bear that lives in the attic, mysterious and unknown. He sometimes makes conspiracy theories about humans and drinks honey tea.

Person 1: That attic bear, man he sounds so cool!
Person 2: Damn we should meet him sometime.

cheerful in the attic

Crazy

Man, that guy didn't like Wall-E. He must be cheerful in the attic.

Grandma's Attic

Referring to a woman's anus. Child word of Uhaul, referring to a vagina.

I heard you got to ride the uhaul last night. Did you get any time in Grandma's attic?!?

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Attic Salt

(n.) Pointed and delicate wit.

Laughing is peculiar to man, but all men do not laugh for the same reason. There is the attic salt which springs from the charm in the words, from the flash of wit, from the spirited and brilliant sally. There is the low joke which arises from scurrility and idle conceit. -Carlo Goldoni

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attic monkey

A type of jew that hides, along with its money, in the attic of a house. In many cases this is cleverly consealed by a bookcase or hidden stairway.

Nazi 1 ~ I was reading some attic monkeys diary the other day.
Nazi 2 ~ oh yeah? who was it by?
Nazi 1 ~ Anne Frank.
Nazi 2 ~ Awesome stuff, i hope our boys shot her and her fellow attic monkeys; before stealing their vast cash supplies.
Nazi 1 ~ Oh, have u read it before?

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Grandpas attic

Unscrewing the air conditioning vent and placing feces inside the duct and then replacing the vent.

Jay did an Upper Decker at Caseys house, so Casey got him back with a Grandpas Attic... Jay doesn't mess with Casey anymore.

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