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Baconing

Baconing (verb): to do an extreme combination of chillaxing and being a boss

Dude, i was down in florida last weekend and i saw this guy baconing so hard. He had ALL the ladies around him

by ElDiosDelTrueno September 22, 2010

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Bacon

Pure holy greasy love

Bob: Hey, Sorry your mom died.

Steve: It's fine, I ate some bacon.

by baconlover2010 February 3, 2010

53πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Bacon

1. Noun. Usually meat from the back and sides of a hog salted and dried or smoked; usually sliced thin and fried. Also associated with manliness.

2. Adjective. Used to describe something that is awesome, much in the same way as 'epic'.

1. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. Baaaacccooonn.... *drool*
2. Pizza wrapped in Bacon? That is totally Bacon.

by funnyjunk.com May 24, 2010

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


baconed

Past tense of the verb 'to bacon' which involves the application of raw bacon to a victim's household; often their front door and/or windows. Raw bacon should be soaked in syrup and forcefully applied to ensure prolonged adhesion.

Person 1: "I heard you had a quite a surprise this morning."
Victim: "Yeah, those bastards baconed me!"

by ColoradoIcculus December 8, 2009

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


baconizing

the act of doin' the bacon.

Someone suffering from involuntary spasms (That guy needs help he's baconizing on the floor), having intercourse or something that is behaving erratically ie: a computer printer that's blinking and making noise but doesn't print (That stupid printer is baconizing again).

by Some guy March 8, 2004

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Baconated

To have ones skin burned in such a way to resemble bacon, or David Dickinson.

Similar to sun burn, but the man version, so incomprehensibly painful.

Sources of baconation include -

The sun
Sun beds, which chavs use
high dose radiation (its not fun)
general tomfoolery

Despite putting tonnes of sun cream on, liberally at the beach in a vain effort to show of my GUNS... I got totally baconated, still I put on a good show. Worth it.

by bc0r August 22, 2014


Bacon

Ok how do you NOT know what bacon is?

Lord ur missing out.

Mom : Sarah! We’re having bacon and eggs for breakfest!
Sarah : #$&@ save some for me!

by Acilitate January 16, 2018