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No beaver

A condition in which a male suffers from a lack of vaginal contact. Often used in a derogatory manner, when referring to closet homosexuals.

Cletus: Geez, that Simon is looking sad.
Bob: I believe the man had no beaver this century.
Cletus: Yeah, I'd believe that. Wever, No beaver, Only Cock and balls.

by Marty Webb June 5, 2008

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beaver

The unsuspectful and/or unintentional spreading of the legs by a modest chick when she's wearing
hot looking shorts, short dress, or skirt while sitting.

"That's a nicest beaver shot she's given yet"

by WesternPALcS October 27, 2007

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beaver

a bitch's cunt, pussy, vagina, etc...

That ho has the nastiest beaver.

by ass September 19, 2004

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Beavering

Doing something that you know you shouldn't even when your best friend tells you shouldn't.

An Example of this Beavering be meeting a guy on the internet, and meeting him after dark and alone. Or meeting a person for a "date" for the first time and inviting them to your house and telling them they have to leave by four.

by Dan8381 February 9, 2010

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Beaver

An adolescent, especially a conceited, skinny, bambi-legged bitch.

Those beavers are annoying the crap out of me.

by Beaverkilla November 23, 2010

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Beaver

Someone who looks and acts like a beaver.

For example, they skip school to build dams.
Or they have beaver teeth.

Man, Tom skipped school again.
Yeah hes a beaver, dude, hes building a dam using his sharp teeth.

by Dainys January 5, 2009

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beaver

A woman's stinkhole, kunt, or cooter. Sometimes smells like Mexican fast food, or even tunafish.

"Smells like Seven Layers....that beaver eats Taco Bell!" - Les Claypool

by Colonel Turdburglar August 25, 2005

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