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Doing the beets

In key west, Louie’s backyard, the waitress Donna, who appeared mysteriously in a dizzying haze, expressed her desire to make love to a customer.

I’m doing the beets...well, you’re eating the beets.

by Odin1x April 15, 2018


Ma Beets

A way of referring to the worst food in Minecraft (Beetroots)

"Wtf dude you just robbed ma beets"

by ironic mf November 7, 2019


Beet Off

To throw multiple beets at a house.

He just beet off my house!

by Cindy Chicken Nugget March 4, 2009

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Beet Terrors

The brief moment of terror when you think you may be pooping blood, only to realize that the deep red turds are a result of the beets you had for dinner the night before.

F*ck dude....it took me a good ten seconds to figure out that I wasn't shitting blood. It was that damn beet salad I had for dinner last night. F*ckin' beet terrors.

by Srrrayze September 23, 2010

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Beet Jobbins

Beet Jobbins is a measure of swag, with the highest level being pearl jobbins.

Dude, that pizzah is so beet jobbins. Like pearl jobbins.

by lord earl May 30, 2014


beet down

when 2 vegans fight

tim and charles had a beet down

by nickilewinsky March 13, 2021


Ass Beeting

To physically insert a beet in to someone's rectum.

Hey, do you want me to give you an Ass Beeting? Sure, Beets already taste like shit anyway.

by MJR1Justin February 8, 2018