buffer

The name by which gipsy’s call people, who live on the grid, with social security numbers, attend school, and own a home. A buffer is the term that the gipsy’s call basically real people, whom they lift stuff off of. As used on the FX show The Riches

I stole that buffers keys.
I don't go to buffer facilities like public school.

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Buffering

The random pauses or forgetfulness in conversations that make you wait for details that aren't important anyway...

(Girl) "So the other day... I... uh... wait what was I saying?"
(Guy) "Buffering..."
(Girl) "SHUT UP! oh yeah I had like 6 cheeseburgers. I'm sooooo fat!"
(Guy) -Walking away- "What a dumb bitch..."

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buffer

Someone who sucks dick for cocaine.

Sandy needed more coke so she sucked the candyman's dick.

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Buffering

The time after a recently ended relationship where "getting back together" could still be possible as neither parties items have not been returned and finalizations have not been made.

"what is the status of your relationship with him"
"oh we are currently buffering"

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buffer

this is a man with a massive penis, i mean HUGE!

you are hung like buffer

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Buffer Nut

When you're jacking off to porn and when the video stops to buffer you become too impatient for the video to resume so you just cum during the buffer screen.

"Dude I was watching this Dillion Harper vid last night on my phone but I only had 4G."

"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"

"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."

"Sick dude, let's blow each other."

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Boner Buffer

An individual on the set of a porno film who helps the male star prepare for his scene.

A friend who constantly talks about what you should do with your girlfriend. Usually in a sexual connotation.

Colin! Stop being such a boner buffer.

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