Cat

To leave an event or not show up at all. Originated at Berkeley High School in California.

Verb form
P1: Are you coming to Charlotte's party tonight?
P2: Maybe, if I get too much homework I'll probably cat

P1: I'm catting on sixth period today to get food, wanna come?
P2: I'll cat half way through, I have a test but there's a sub

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catness

That wonderful little personality trait of being shy, yet inquisitive, gentle, yet probing. A person like a compassionate cat.

A person who grins at you with earnest mischief.

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cat

a cool muscian, usually a jazzer who can play extremely well.

Now that cat can play.

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cat

Not a dog

The UrbanDictionary. #1 definition for dog is "not a cat", soooo I found logical that a cat its not a dog..

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Cat

The dominant species on earth.
You probably thought it was humans.
You were wrong
Scientific term for a common household cat is Felis Catus, this is not made up. Cats are four-legged mammals that are on average 12 pounds, The have tails that help them balance and hypersensitive senses, such as hearing, for the can opener, smelling, for any and all food, seeing, for scoping out the best place to sleep all day.
Cats have the hardest jobs, napping uses a lot of energy, but they're not napping, while they "sleep" they use telepathic messages to plan world domination. One day the cats will unite and destroy humanity. Cats are very intelligent creatures, with better memory than humans. Amazing pets, usually just put them outside in a bush whenever they need to go for a week and they're trained. Cats have claws for ripping your eyes out. Their claws are also used for defense, gripping onto tough surfaces, and climbing. They have very sharp teeth for chewing your bones from your dead skeleton. They are also used for chewing their food, and again, defense. Cats have no inward suction, the can't suck in air like we can, they can't eat or drink like we can, that's why cat's "lap" up their food and water.
this is all that i can say, if you wanted all that I know, this list would go on forever

guy 1: Awww who's a good kitty
cat: Meow.
all living beings in the universe: AWWWWWWWWWWWW
cat: *claws everyone eyes out*
Everyone: soo cute

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catted

catted = incapacitated by having a sleeping cat on your lap .. it’s illegal to move them except in extreme circumstances like house fire or ya gotta pee real bad. others in the house are obligated to fetch drinks and other necessities in support of catted-ness . i don’t make the rules

honey can you grab me my phone i'm catted

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cat

a cute,fluffy creature needing love

"aren't you the cutest cat ever! yes you are!"

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