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Very similar to the Flaming Albuquerque, but with a twist. Take a bottle of the hottest hot sauce you can find and cover the tip of your cock with it. After lighting her pubes on fire, thrust your Tabasco-covered pecker in. Make sure to smash the remaining half-pepper against her uterus. You'll feel like your dick is on fire and you'll want to die.
Congratulations. You have just performed a Flaming Coffin.
I had to pay an extra $200 to perform a flaming coffin on that prostitute last night.
Somebody who through their own actions have disrespected one or both of their parents in the worst way imaginable, either through tarnishing their memory or otherwise ruining any good they brought into the world.
Did you read any of Brian Herbert's Dune books? Literally no care for any of the careful themes or literary license of his Father. Absolute coffin shitter.
A Drag Queen that looks like they should be dead because of all the meth they've smoked.
Guy 1: I got hammered last night bruh. Did you see that chick I banged last night?!
Guy 2: Hate to break it to ya, but that was a Coffin Queen.
Guy 1:.....
Guy 2: Yeeeeah...
Guy 1: Fuck.
Slang for vagina or a hole to stick your dick.
Holy shit your worm coffin is so tight.
A condom.
"Well looks like I got another "stiff" one on my hands here. What you say I slap on a beaver coffin so we can get this little fella buried?"
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An old slang for cigarettes, used before they were glamorized in the early 40's-50's.
"Who in their right mind would smoke those coffin nails?"
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