"Man TC has a real Gootch Coomer but Dan has a Hola Hoop"
A word to describe just the simplest coomer ever. Like just dripping coom juice over all dem girls
Boy the sexlord Andrew Hotskin sure is the ultimate simpy coomer to ever coom
A funny old AI man from a funny half life series
"Hey Mr. Coomer."
"Ah, hello Gordon!"
Porn Addicts that lack basic motor functions, morals, and humanity.
They will deny the addiction
They will lie
They will make excuses
They will start using big words to make themselves sound smart.
Zack can’t go for more than 2 days without watching porn, he must be a coomer. I caught him jacking off to something very weird when I got home……..
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A coomer is someone who is a connoisseur of E-girl Content. Said Content may be from Twitch, Onlyfans, Tiktok, or Instagram.
"Have you guys talked to Jeff lately?"
"no, ever since he found xoAeriel on twitch he has been online all day"
"hes such a coomer"
Not to be confused with gooner.
Coomers are people who participate in the act of cooming but are ashamed and hide it.
Person 1: I found some questionable images on your laptop; are you a coomer by any chance?
Person 2: Uhh
Coomer is person who is obsessed with pornographic material; someone who is excessively masturbating; discussing their kinks and fetishes with other people on internet/sharing their opinions on degenerate topics(sometimes even arguing about it); has a parasocial relationship towards nsfw streamers (In most cases, sexually frustrated teens/adults obsessing over a woman on internet); someone who has a bad social life, with
the mind coming up with intrusive thoughts in form of sexual scenarios or something similar to it; using porn and masturbation as a coping mechanism to escape/don't face their problems; someone who doesn't give a shit anymore and gave up on their life
I just saw people on internet discussing their kinks and writing a whole ass roleplay of them doing "you know what" to someone, under a nsfw post. Bunch of degenerate coomers