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Another word for smegma ("dick cheese")
In the gym, you can tell which guys have a lot of dick crud, cuz they smell like rotten cheddar. The solution: go wash your fuckin dick once in a while!
Matter and liquid that appears on the back side of the top of a toilet seat. The matter is usually underwear lint flecks while the liquid is often the afterbirth of diarreah.
I wiped away Larry Dales's ass crud with a paper towel and then took to the seat.
The ass crud was dry so I had to lick the toilet seat and THEN wipe it off.
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The onset of upper respiratory infections, following a vacation aboard a cruise ship.
Avoid the lido deck, if you don't want to catch cruise crud.
A term used when feeling mighty mad at ones self or because of something. Often used by teens, yet adults catch on pretty fast.
Me: Crap, I lost my phone again! Crud nuggets!!!
Mom: Oh, I dropped that glass! Crud nuggets!!!
Me: Mom, your so freakin outdated! Use different words for once, and stop jackin mine!!!!
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A generic sickness felt by almost all members of the Armed Forces serving in Iraq. Its symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrea, nausea, bubble guts, extreme amounts of gas, congestion
Soldier 1: Dude you just blew up that shitter
Soldier 2: Yeah I got another case of the Iraqi crud
An exclamation used in a suprising situation, usually with negative circumstances for the speaker.
"Thank goodness, those clowns almost got me--HOLY CRUD THEY'RE STILL HERE!"
--Billy, "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy"
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That flakey goey shit you get on your lip that you scrape off with your thumbnail.
Hey Joey you got some lip crud on your mouth. Mind if I scrape it off for ya?