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An act where a guy and a girl are having sex and after he cums, the girl sits on his face and and slides all over his face
Bro, i heard that jasmine gave ricky a Flappy flounder last night
Similar to a blow job alarm clock or alarm cock, with variation and added steps. If the person that you are sleeping with is still sleeping after you wake up and you want to wake them up but have trouble with conventional measures, try this:
1.) Start off by getting an erection
2.) Get your penis next to his/her mouth
3.) At the same time, pinch their nose shut and insert your penis into their mouth as deep as it takes to close off normal breathing
What this should do is close off normal relaxed breathing causing the receiving person to wake up gasping for air like a Flounder fish out of water.
My woman slept through her alarm this morning and wouldn't wake up. We had a lot of errands to do, so I gave her a Cock Flounder...she woke right up.
the gender neutral term for dicking around; messing around; a very cool name for a bar/pub
Bob: Hey man you studying?
Jim: Nope I'm just genital floundering instead.
I fucked her fuzzy flounder till she was blue in the face.
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A flounder fuck, sometimes referred to as a flounder fucking, is when you are participating in sexual intercourse with a women and you make her pussy so wet that actual, legitimate fish start to inhabit the women's vagina.
Cj: Yo I fucked that bitch so hard last night
Logan: Damn man, you gave that bitch a flounder fuck.
To create a pad of folded-up toilet paper and place it in the ass-crack to catch anal leakage. Effectively a shart maxipad.
After drinking half a case of Natty Bo and eating $15 of Taco Bell by himself, Bob thought he should be safe and pack a flounder before heading out in the morning.