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Items Needed: Super Glue
A Pickup
4th person working as a
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Money for Medical Attention
This happens when two guys lather their dicks with super glue, get on their knees, and then one iserts into the vagina and other into her mouth. From there the two guys lift the female while one is getting a blowjob and the other is fucking the female. (Beware may require medical assistance to end the Louisiana Forklift)
"Sally, Tim, and Steve ended up in the Emergency Room after attemping the Louisiana Forklift...doctors say Steve might lose the tip of his penis."
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The act of when a girl and her two male cousins perform a stunt in which they try to lift her up with nothing but their erect penises.
Cletus: Howdy fellur, i gave my cousin christine an Alabama Forklift with Leeroy on sunday,
Fellur: Well aint that dandy, i tried that with my Mom, snapped my dick in two.
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when you fist a girl so hard you pick her up off the ground
I was forklifting last night and my fist went into her stomach.
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A move for one man to try on another male, when dude number one is standing with his hands on his knees, dude number two proceeds to make a ring with his arm going between person number one's legs. Dude number two then lifts with his legs, moving his arms up also, this lifts dude number one into the air by his nutsack, much like a forklift...hence the ukranian forklift
"I was tired after my run, then Jordan came up and gave me a Ukrainian Forklift!"
"Alec thourghly enjoys getting the Ukrainian forklift"
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When a boy stiffens his outreaching arms at the side (hence, forklift) in order to force a girl into giving him a hug in a way that her arms will go around his neck.
"Man, Kyle always gives freshman girls forklift hugs."
"I know, he's such a man whore."
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(N) Cos-mic For-k-lif-t
A dirty harry who plays call of duty all day and spouts off anti racial slurs while getting high to the comforting tunes of gay nightclub music.
Consignment: Ay 1010101011011 did you play COD4 today?
1010101011011: no that queer boat Cosmic Forklift is on.
consignment: oh, well fuck that.
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Noun - Individual who holds the keys to the forklift. Envied by the entire staff at the potato factory. Backshift forklift Operator is the most elite position.
SemperFi Comic Guy: what's Cornrod been up to lately?
Ellen: He's killing it. He's the backshift forklift operator at the potato factory.
SemperFi Comic Guy: no shit?! Are you serious?
Ellen: Yes I'm totally serious!! Who would lie about being a coveted backshift forklift operator at the potato factory? That would be criminal.