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empirical Formula is a hip hop chemistry term used by the real bad boys of chemistry. It is a formula that shows the simplest ratio of the compound or formula in question. empirical Formula has been used by such bad boys such as Alec Baldwin and jane Seymour-Butts to strip down a formula better than slim fast.
Miss Kelvin: "The empirical formula is very important to chemistry, life and your happiness."
Jennings: "Yes miss, indeed one needs the empirical formula to just last a day in the ghetto"
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American for Sperm. A quote made be Stephen T. Colbert on May 11, 2010 at around 11:45 p.m. This was made on the account that Australians are trying to import American sperm because they are running out due to newly enacted laws.
Stephen T. Colbert's Formula 401: American for Sperm.
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The most powerful type of mathematical equation known to man. Only a few of these have ever been solved before in the world. They are introduced in Calculus D.
Talk about Hexidiamonal Formulas with your friends to make them feel inferior.
As a mathematician, Hexidiamonal Formulas frustrate me heavily.
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The best way to maximize your facebook profile picture like amount.
One does not simply pull a twoot without being called a whore.
Steps:
1.) Self tag
2.) Change to same profile pic
3.) Change to same profile pic
4.) Change to same profile pic
This formula will guarantee at least a 1.5x increase on your facebook like amount.
-Hey dude you got so many likes on your profile pic!
-Yeah, wait till I use the twoot formula, it's gonna blow up!
Is a type of Motorsport that isn't about the fastest lap time but rather finesse and technique. Drivers drift around a course in tandoms(two cars right behind each other) and he one that best fallows the line of the person in front (as if they were a copy) and as close as possible.
So you have tickets for the Formula D event this Saturday.
the reason i’m mentally unstable.
only fun to watch when you’re driver does good, so i’m usually on the verge of crying.
“do you like formula 1?”
“like? i wake up at 7am on weekends just to see sebastian vettel qualify and finish p13 because no one will give him the car he deserves, but i love him too much to quit watching.”
The formula states that two men having sexual relations is gay if they both DO like it. If two men having sexual relations both do not enjoy it, it is not gay. The last part to the formula (and the most confusing to the general public) states that if one party enjoys the intercourse, but the other does NOT, the act is not gay whatsoever.
"But if two guys have sex EVER, that's gay right?"
"No Andrew, having sex with another guy and not liking it while he does is not considered homosexual because of The Gay Formula."
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