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a not unwormlike penis infected with HIV
Watch out Geraldine, word is he's packin' a worm with the germ
Being germ-polite is when you do not sneeze or cough all over someone next to you when you are full of flu or cold germs. Nor do you sneeze or cough into your hand and then shake someone else's hand. Neither is your house germ-polite if you allow your cat to walk over the kitchen surfaces or the dining room table without then wiping them clean. Nor are you germ-polite if you stroke your cat or dog or other pet and then, without first washing your hands, you touch food that other people are going to eat.
Crikey - I hate going to eat at that person's house - it's not germ-polite. They let that horrible, dribbly cat of theirs walk all over their kitchen work surfaces. And no I am not a paranoid-android I just don't like people sharing their germs with me!
David hunched over the bench with stomach cramps, pulled down his pants, and expelled a foot-long germ worm all over the carpet.
When my nieces and nephew were little, I got sick every time I saw them because little kids are just germ-burgers, and I didn't have my own so had not built up immunity. One time I was talking to, and holding my two year old niece and she sneezed right into my mouth.
noun.
The hot tub or whirlpool bath at any publicly used facility, hotel, gym, etc.
After dancing our asses off at the concert and drinking like fish for hours, we had no qualms about soaking in the germ frappe back the hotel.
Something you should never use as a lubricant when jacking off.
Sandra: My brother is such a retard.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What'd he do this time?
Sandra: He wanted to jack off to hentai but he had nothing to use as a lubricant. So he grabbed a bottle of Germ-X and used it. He screamed really loud and I just laughed.
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a euphemism for spreading something impossible, like a really bad rumour.
from a bad house fic that had all the ducklings twitching and catching brain cancer
#1: ZOMG house totally dies in the next episode
#2: Cancer germs, d00d
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