anal healing

Anal Healing is similar to 'fixing-you'. Quite simply it involves 'healing' passed-out people by placing your anus directly onto their eyes, nose or lips. The results are compelling; it is guaranteed to wake their drunk arses up quick fast and in a hurry. If it fails to work first time, i strongly recommend adding some farts or shit to their face - if this doesn't wake them up it is probably time to take the person to a hospital for alcohol poisoning.

Once upon a time Fryzie fell asleep and he was abruptly woken from his drunk coma by some anal healing.

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go heals

Carry a gun. Popular use vernacular during the 1880s.

I don't have to go heals to get the bulge on a tub like you.

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the wound that will not heal

Reference to a womans genitalia. Vagina

Megan likes stinking her finger into her wound that will not heal.

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Kimball heal

Mr Steal yo girl

Dirty blonde hair plus blue eyes combines for a deadly combo

Smart and funny but still learning how to talk to the ladies but is learning quickly

Tall and athletic with big hot cheeks ;)

Has a lot of muscle hidden under a little fat but beware when he cuts because he looks like a Greek god

As much as he is a mr steal yo girl he is the kindest person you’ll ever meet and when he connects with someone it’s hard for him to lose them and he will never be the one to hurt someone on purpose

In tune with noticing peoples emotions and will always ask if they are ok

Dang Kimball Heal is the nicest guy

Kimball saw me sad and asked if I was ok he’s the best

Swamp healing

Attempting and mixing wildly different and questionable practices in an attempt to cure your ailment. There is often no evidence that any of the cures work, and it may just be a family treatment, "something granny told me would work", witchcraft, or just straight up voodoo.

1: "How is your hangover?"

2:"Pretty good, I did some swamp healing."

1:"What are you talking about?"

2:"Well, I drank some leek juice with my ears plugged, sacrificed a possum, and prayed to Mary Magdalene and Baron Samedi. Oh, and I trepanned myself."

1: "Jesus! Did it work?"

2: "Not really, but the trepanning hurt so much I can't really focus on the hangover. At least I let those demons out!"

Collector Healing

In the game Clash of Clans, collector healing is an action caused by mental illness. It's represented by using the healing spell anywhere but where it's useful. For example on collectors or if you're a druid you can use it on the grass.

Hey, what's up?
Hey, life sucks.
Why's that?
I've done Collector Healing today.
Ohh, do you have any mental illness?
I don't know, I'm taking the test today.

heal spirit

The ultimate type of stupid. The one elixer piss circle that supercell should have never added.

OMG WHY IS THE HUNTER AND FISHERMAN FULL HP SEND HELP. WHY IS THE HEAL SPIRIT ELIXER WHAT SETH?