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when you make a joke about a horseshoe
you probably shouldn't make a horseshoe joke
oh its OK my friend is fine with it
Code talk for sex, usually said to avoid attention from parents, teachers, etc.
This weekend, I'll be playing horseshoes with her.
While performing intercourse on your significant other, you unexpectedly rear like a horse and neigh at the top of your lungs. When he/she questions your horselike antics. In the heat of the moment, you strike her in the head with a horseshoe and eat hay off their unconscious body.
Yee Hah. I just found out dad cheated on me with my sister so I did The Tennessee Horseshoe on Ma'.
When you've been riding horses all day and you're too hungover to have sex.
"Kim's been competing in the horse show all day and her horseshoe hangover is too bad to have sex with Richard"
When a male inserts both his pointer finger and pinky finger into a females anus, then takes the pointer finger and inserts it into the females vagina while neighing to mimic a horse.
“Hey did you hear what Frank did last night” “Yeah he gave a hooker a dirty horseshoe”
Reverse Horseshoes is a BDSM sex game played by at least 12 people that was first formed in early 2022 on Tiktok. It is played like the popular European sport Rugby. It involves the dominant person to be played as the ball while the other teammates split into two teams, one with 5 people and the other with 6 people. The team with 5 people gets to go first and they try to score a goal. The game is often played in the master's sex dungeon.
Me and my homies love to play Reverse Horseshoes after a long day at work
This is where you take a shit in the shape of a horseshoe and freeze it. Then you must find that special someone to use it on. When she is ready, you take your frozen feces and put a condom on each end of it. Then you must proceed to enter her anal cavity with one end and her vagina with the other. While in both cavities, you move one end in further than the other and vice-versa.
WARNING: This process must be done quickly to avoid the unfreezing of the feces. Enjoy!
"I found the girl of my dreams! I think tonight might be the night to pull out my Alaskan Horseshoe and get down and dirty."
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